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dscgshauntingground: I’ll tell you who opens the jars in a lesbian relationship. we both do and we...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:05:40 -0400

I’ll tell you who opens the jars in a lesbian relationship. we both do and we have to keep handing the jar back and forth for one to have a go while the other encourages her in a loving and supportive way.

useless-irelandfacts: who wore it better: irishman accidentally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:05:14 -0400

useless-irelandfacts:

who wore it better: irishman accidentally protesting against heterosexual marriages vs Donald Trump seemingly opposing childbirth

saltheartedbarmaid: kane52630: madejlesbian: “i made a kid cry...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:04:38 -0400

saltheartedbarmaid:

kane52630:

madejlesbian:

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:04:28 -0400

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:04:08 -0400

xmagnet-o: virgil-loves-princey: proudcrazygeek: i feel so...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:02:59 -0400

xmagnet-o:

virgil-loves-princey:

proudcrazygeek:

i feel so attacked right now

THIS

Damn

moonlandingwasfaked:hello???

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:01:37 -0400

moonlandingwasfaked:

hello???

lady-goatt: zicygomar: mad-hare: OvO Who the fuck catches a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:00:22 -0400

lady-goatt:

zicygomar:

mad-hare:

OvO

Who the fuck catches a HAWK

gaelsdiego: the thought of me having sex: nice the thought of someone being intimate with me and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:59:34 -0400

gaelsdiego:

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

commander-ledi: mozzarella-shenanigans: commander-ledi: commander-ledi: dragon age player...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:59:25 -0400

commander-ledi:

mozzarella-shenanigans:

commander-ledi:

commander-ledi:

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

bardicbottom: antibioware: spiffysuit: antibioware: this is...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:53:07 -0400

bardicbottom:

antibioware:

spiffysuit:

antibioware:

this is what gay culture looks like

Crona is a boY

I call bullshit

Crona is non-binary and I love them

bazookaalfonso: this sounds so fucking menacing i’m literally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:52:07 -0400

bazookaalfonso:

this sounds so fucking menacing i’m literally shaking rn

ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: ilikeyoshi: me: hey how long is this thing going to last someone: haha you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:02:54 -0400

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

jumpingjacktrash: allthingslinguistic: This young girl uses...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:47:13 -0400

jumpingjacktrash:

allthingslinguistic:

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

to all the cowards who whine “how will i explain it to my kids??” i say: how about you shut up and let your kids explain it to you.

kronosx:Me too

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:47:02 -0400

kronosx:

Me too

davidalleynes: davidalleynes: power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:46:54 -0400

davidalleynes:

davidalleynes:

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

date-a-jew-suggestions: prismatic-bell: date-a-jew-suggestions: If you would report an...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:46:10 -0400

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

draco-rex: inf0besity: Ok I don’t normally make posts like...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:45:20 -0400

draco-rex:

inf0besity:

Ok I don’t normally make posts like this but this is something I really think needs more attention.

It’s Emara!

She’s a kickass, female, Islamic, crimefighting superhero

She stays fully covered and has an adorable crimefighting partner (and maybe love interest) who is disabled!

The representation is amazing and the animation is beautiful

If you like miraculous ladybug this is for sure up your ally

Or if you just like wicked female protagonists!!

Here is episode 1: https://youtu.be/3ytnzJjEyAM

Enjoy!

Holy fuck!

marina-pepsi: lieutenant-sapphic: helenrasing: lieutenant-sapphic: unironically liking “never...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:45:00 -0400

marina-pepsi:

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

fodsley:there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:44:31 -0400

fodsley:

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.